the death of marvels Netflix is the Joy of disneys streaming reberth!

REJOICE!
 FOR THE PAIN WE ENDURED IS NOT FOR NAUGHT!

Many fanbois are lamenting the death of the Marvel/ Netflix series.

I say, praise him!

As this is the best thing we could hope for.

Marvel Netflix went from the fun exhilaration of or first sexual experience as young adults to a painful slow molestation by a second cousin.

in the end what seemed like fun exploration only left scares.

don't judge me...

Dare Devil S1 was... honestly... a masterpiece. immaculate. pristine. the most perfect distillation of the best concepts of the character into film media.
Amazing casting.
Pristine cinematography.
Deep sound production
WRITING THAT TO THIS DAY I CAN NOT FIND FAULT WITHIN ANY SINGLE EPISODE.
A finally that pays off and justifies the ENTIRE SEASON

S2 is the perfect example of how an amazing concept can be ass raped by a bad writer, director showrunner, ETC.

The first episodes are great cause of Punisher. Then 3 episodes he leaves and the show takes a nose dive right into your dad's crotch and plants itself there proudly. REFUSING TO GET UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG.

You're forced to endure the face rape of Elektra's story...
I am not even gonna discuss this. If you feel the need to subject yourself to this Turkish prison sentence subscribe to Netflix.

By the end, we get a small pay off to the defenders which....is as rewarding as a urethral exam.
no spoilers cause everyone from this generation is a pansy. but, It's a worthless plot line.
don't worry you didn't miss much.
And we get one pay off. Frank Castle in jail with the Kingpin.  Homage to one of the best Punisher storylines in history. REamnisiRoshak the roshak watchmen scene. Its worth subscribing to Netflix for one month just to see this scene. Seriously.

Really, I just realized this. Let me save you the trouble.
Watch DDs2 up to episode 4, then stop. then resume at episode 8 if you can stomach it only for the bad ass Frank fight scene in Jail. That's it.

shows over. That's the best of Marvel/Netflix. Jessica Jones season one is great too. Otherwise, forget anything else happened.

Congratulations. you have been caught up on anything worth watching on Netflix if you taste isn't in your ass.


What can we hope for?
Well, Disney has done a fantastic job making Iron Man and Captain America, two of the most cardboard static figures in marvels legacy, deep and profound.

They turned Lokie, a 1-dimensional foil for Thor into a complex character who is probably the most "shipped " MU char in existence.

And with Disney/Marvel just regaining the rights to not just the fantastic four and the x-men but all the tertiary characters in their universe. I'm Psyched to see what Disney does with the franchises Netflix fucked into the dirt.

"The pains of death are the joys of rebirth."
you can fight me at @automatauntaun1 on twitter.
And please come at me over how I was wrong on Shazam.
This film is what will save the dc film franchise.
I am very positive I was wrong about Shazam and Shazam will be the saving grace of DC films.
I can't be proven wrong unless you fight me. So drop your hate there along with why marvel Netflix shows are a masterpiece.

Until then, just remember any Netflix show will be canceled after s3.  So dont bank on too much.